Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns will be the first band in history to tour in a sub-orbital plane.
The band held a standing-room-only press conference aboard their touring blimp this morning to announce the maiden voyage of their sub-orbital plane on October 6. Band members admitted they stole the design from someone else and changed it just enough to avoid being sued.
“The blimp is cool but this is much more awesome,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “We’ll be able to get to any venue in the world in like 15 minutes. Even better, we’ll be able to bang groupies in zero gravity. Who hasn’t dreamed of doing that?”
Questions have arisen about how the band can afford a plane reputed to cost $30 billion dollars to build. “We’re got partners and backers,” said controversial guitarist Vas Defrens. “Let’s just leave it at that, OK?”