The No Talent Ass Clowns say they have finally found out their purpose… sponsoring 20 million dollars to restore cult favorite film, Manos, the Hands of Fate:
“We feel this film is pretty much the greatest film ever made,” said front man, Lars Gunblade. “We want to do what we can to get it the HD treatment with a brand-new 7.1 sound mix.” The obscure 1960s film is being prepared for HD release.
“It’s worth any amount of money to get a Blu-Ray of this movie into every video outlet in the country,” said Gunblade. “Like I always say, once you’ve seen this movie, you never forget it. From this point forward, 90% of the proceeds of our concerts will go towards restoring this film. ‘Avatar’ is about to take a back seat to the greatest film ever.”