Stop the presses. Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns did nothing yesterday. They didn’t play a concert, they didn’t have a recording session, they didn’t write any songs, they didn’t get drunk or high, they didn’t even hold one of their famous marathon sex parties. They did nothing.
“Yeah, it’s true,” said singer Lars Gunblade during an interview this morning with Rock Wasteland magazine. “We did nothing and it was everything we hoped it would be.”
“We just wanted our fans to know that we pretty much spent the day watching TV, mainly porn,” said drummer Joey Van Dundro. “Me and Lars got into it eventually because he wanted to watch more girl-on-girl videos and I wanted to watch more DP stuff. Well, different strokes for different folks.”
The band says they plan to spend more days doing nothing since this first experiment with it worked out so well. “Maybe we’ll do a webcast of us watching a webcast,” remarked guitarist Vas Defrens. “That would be arty, know what I mean?”